Fire Jim Tracy

Monday, December 06, 2004

Get this!

Sit down, everybody. Go ahead. Just do it. Now, get a drink. Oh, you have to get up? All right. Hurry up. Now, are you sitting again? OK. I just want you to clear your mind. It's earth-shattering news, I know, but we'll all get over it soon enough. OK. Here we go...hope you're ready...

MLB PLAYERS TO BE TESTED FOR STEROIDS

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Dogs and Cats living together! The Gulag Archipelago! Yoko! ITEOTWAWKI! (Umm...it's the end of the world as we know it, for those of you who don't know overdramatic speak).

I guess I would be more sympathetic to the pro-steroid side if they spent less time telling everyone else how much they're over-reacting, then raving on and on like Bill Maher on crack cocaine (When is Bill Maher not on crack cocaine? Good Question!) about a bunch of guys getting the same treatment that train engineers get once a month. Talk about your yawners.

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