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Monday, January 24, 2005

Public Service is Honorable

Did you finally see it?

His face was hidden in a beard, his voice was shrouded in smoke, his receivers were named Doe, his statistics were no fantasy, but did you finally see it?

Bill Plaschke takes time out of his busy schedule to tell the hoi polloi about Tom Brady. No, Bill. We're all too stupid to see, after two Super Bowl wins and a third trip in the works, that Tom Brady can play quarterback. Thank you for helping us dense nobodies catch a quick glimpse into your enlightened world.

NEXT WEEK: Plaschke helps general public understand that sky is blue; water is wet.


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