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Sunday, April 10, 2005

The Barry Bonds Oath

I have alluded to this in the FAQ, but I present it to you, and for posterity:

Dad: Who do we like?

Lauren: Hee Seop Choi! (Used to be Shawn Green -- deprogramming was successful)

Dad: Who does he play for?

Lauren: The Dodgers!

Dad: Who do we hate?

Lauren: The Giants!

Dad: And who do we hate most of all?

Lauren: Barry Bonds!

Dad: How come?

Lauren: Because he kills kitties and puts them in his soup!

Elizabeth: And stirs it up!

Elizabeth, a 2 1/2 year old, came up with this part on her own.

Repeat before every Dodger/Giant game for appropriate results.


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